Adolis Garcia and Tony Beasley’s secret handshake consists of holding up one finger and harmonizing the word “peeeeeee”

Jake Arrieta just remembered he forgot to put the toilet seat down after peeing and is worried he may come home to a wife with a bruised tailbone and be unsure it was from an affair or not

Yadier Molina’s told PEESPN his oddest superstition is needing to urinate on the apex of home plate before crouching behind it